Saturday, October 15, 2005

IT RUBS THE LOTION ON ITS SKIN AND PUTIN THE BASKET (OF JUDO)

Get ready for an 'Internal Server Error' --> David 'Vladimir' Putin, King of Prussia, is apparently STILL FUCKING WITH JUDO. This is despite the fact that it has been Really Banned for at least 85 months.


'Who cares about Laws, I'll just flip myself up'

I didn't realise how Lawless things are in Prussia right now. Hardly 'leading by example', to bust out a Banned killing method when you are the King. Imagine what Serfs will think --> 'If the King can flip dudes all day, maybe I'll try it. Maybe I'll form an Army of it!!'. This shit could straight up trigger the biggest Clash of Civilisations EVER. Now we need to seriously consider a fucking Maelstrom of Judo coming out of Prussia, like a bat out from Hell, with one aim in mind:

JUDO

It's exactly why this killing method was banned in the first place. One thing is for sure, nobody is safe right now. Even Guns are no use against a Judo Wizard, one second you will be pointing a Gun at them ready to 'squeeze one off', and before you know it, POW, dead of Judo.

"IT'S LIGHTING FAST, BY THE SOUNDS"

Lightning is slow as shit compared to it.


'Let's get ready to rrrrumble'

7 Comments:

Blogger Yubris said...

That is one bi-tzar photo - although it does look like Judo is fucking more with him than vice versa.

Whatever happened to the ancient Russian art of Matryoshka? I thought Putin would've had a black belt in that shit. Then he could really start Chechen those pesky rebels a lesson. (The force is strong with him, or "использовании любых материалов" as they say)

4:47 PM  
Blogger Adam said...

Yikes! Which will get us first; Erosion or Dead by Judo? I need to get me some protective (read: killer) armadillos.

11:24 PM  
Anonymous PMS said...

You know their probabaly killing schappelle corby with judo right now.

5:55 AM  
Blogger Black Wind, Fire and Steel said...

Dear Y'all

Let's not go overboard with this shit - Judo Practitioners could be totally monitoring our thoughts (and feelings) RIGHT NOW.

Kind regards,

IOYC Clinical Analysis

7:12 AM  
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