WHEN I SPIT A ROUGH PARA(BLE)
Get this - I'm about to adopt the totally chilled out style of none other than Our Lord Jesus Christ.
"GREAT, A BLASPHEMY ON MY COMPUTER"
Price Check on 'Get a fucking Grip'. BTW Hello, Lord / Angelic Host etc if you are readingIS GOD IN SITE METER.
Holla at the following Parable:
The Parable of the Donkey and Jeddah
This ole Donkey was resting on the road to Jeddah (?), just chilling and thinking about The Holy Bible, 'Man, do I ever love God's Word'. The Donkey was pretty pissed off with life, b/c being a Donkey basically sucked ass in Biblical times (whereas nowadays --> fucking ill / Animal Rights etc).
'WTF??'
After about an hour of fuck all this Samaritan rolled up, Happy as Larry. Now this was no ordinary Samaritan --> the dude was like the Samaritan Mastermind, has there ever been one iller. His name = 'Captain Friendly'.
Captain Friendly: Ayo, Donkey, can you fucking take me to Jeddah (?) straight as an arrow, I need to see some Pharisees about the Lord's Word, so controversial.
Donkey: Shalom Captain Friendly, I seriously can't be fucked going to Jeddah right now, let's just chill out and think about Moses. Can you dig Moses.
Captain Friendly: I really NEED JEDDAH RIGHT ABOUT NOW.
Donkey: The Lord is pretty dope, what say you Captain Friendly.
Captain Friendly: I will give you 50 Shekels or how about I just fuck you up, you shit Donkey! Fucking Donkeys!!!
Donkey: Man, being a Donkey is so shit but I need the cash --> LET'S ROLL [To Jeddah (?)]
'Would you like One Room of Jeddah?'
"GREAT, A BLASPHEMY ON MY COMPUTER"
Price Check on 'Get a fucking Grip'. BTW Hello, Lord / Angelic Host etc if you are reading
Holla at the following Parable:
The Parable of the Donkey and Jeddah
This ole Donkey was resting on the road to Jeddah (?), just chilling and thinking about The Holy Bible, 'Man, do I ever love God's Word'. The Donkey was pretty pissed off with life, b/c being a Donkey basically sucked ass in Biblical times (whereas nowadays --> fucking ill / Animal Rights etc).
'WTF??'
After about an hour of fuck all this Samaritan rolled up, Happy as Larry. Now this was no ordinary Samaritan --> the dude was like the Samaritan Mastermind, has there ever been one iller. His name = 'Captain Friendly'.
Captain Friendly: Ayo, Donkey, can you fucking take me to Jeddah (?) straight as an arrow, I need to see some Pharisees about the Lord's Word, so controversial.
Donkey: Shalom Captain Friendly, I seriously can't be fucked going to Jeddah right now, let's just chill out and think about Moses. Can you dig Moses.
Captain Friendly: I really NEED JEDDAH RIGHT ABOUT NOW.
Donkey: The Lord is pretty dope, what say you Captain Friendly.
Captain Friendly: I will give you 50 Shekels or how about I just fuck you up, you shit Donkey! Fucking Donkeys!!!
Donkey: Man, being a Donkey is so shit but I need the cash --> LET'S ROLL [To Jeddah (?)]
'Would you like One Room of Jeddah?'
3 Comments:
I can't believe you weren't all ROFL at your own "ass" pun dude. I would've totally propped up my own hollas at that one. Maybe the Jeddah mind tricks are getting to you!!?!?
Is that where they make the cheese?
I thought it was where they make the cars...
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