Monday, May 09, 2005

ATTN: WTF? RE: WTF? / JUDO BANNED!? I DIDN'T KNOW THAT

Stop whatever you are doing and prepare to be shocked, because it seems that JUDO has been totally BANNED.

This makes a massive change from earlier times when you couldn't even walk down the street in broad daylight without copping some of this shit:



People have been asking me all night and some of the morning:

"Holy shit what do you think about the fact that Judo has been comprehensively BANNED"

ANSWER:

I for one am glad of the ban, what's the point of Judo if you just want to go about your business without being flipped around by a Judo Practitioner trolleyed off his / her face with an axe to grind.

One person who will be "really fucking pissed off!!" about this is Judo Master Frank Devlin:



We can only hope that he doesn't illegally use Judo to "waste" every single Man, Woman and Child in the Executive branch of Government (responsible for the ban).

1 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

You're under arrest!

12:48 PM  

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