BEHOLD THE WHITE HORSE, REMORSE NEVER THE CASE*
*EVERY CORNER OF THE WORLD THE BATTLE IS TAKING PLACE
I bet you thought Tennis was all good - "Oh, the US Open went well, might play some Tennis this afternoon etc, Man, is Tennis the 'Fruit of the Gods'". 'Lest we forget' ---> Pete Fucking Sampras
"ROOOOOOOOOOOAAARR"
That dude is still on the loose, to be honest I feel partly responsible b/c I didn't report on him with enough Vigour. Then other days I think 'I did all I could'. Whatever - this isn't about me(OR IS IT?). Good news is, the Tennis World has banded together and unleashed a force so unstoppable with a single-minded mission: Track down Sampras, bring him to Heel, STOP SAMPRAS!!
(Pause)
Holla at me ---> LENDL:
"ROOOOOOOOOOOAAARR"
Photo Courtesy: Tennis
Is LENDL the answer to all of our Prayers. Our Hopes and Dreams, in a package so pure and true. Go LENDL, I believe in you so much, I'm like, fucking Crying!! (with Joy).
This is going to be a showdown so mammoth that I wouldn't be surprised if heaps of Civilians are caught in the crossfire. It's like 'What Is The Matrix' crossed with a War. Too bad Civilians, you slept on Tennis.
THE PRICE OF FREEDOM IS ETERNAL VIGILANCE OF TENNIS
'R.I.P.'
I bet you thought Tennis was all good - "Oh, the US Open went well, might play some Tennis this afternoon etc, Man, is Tennis the 'Fruit of the Gods'". 'Lest we forget' ---> Pete Fucking Sampras
"ROOOOOOOOOOOAAARR"
That dude is still on the loose, to be honest I feel partly responsible b/c I didn't report on him with enough Vigour. Then other days I think 'I did all I could'. Whatever - this isn't about me
(Pause)
Holla at me ---> LENDL:
"ROOOOOOOOOOOAAARR"
Photo Courtesy: Tennis
Is LENDL the answer to all of our Prayers. Our Hopes and Dreams, in a package so pure and true. Go LENDL, I believe in you so much, I'm like, fucking Crying!! (with Joy).
This is going to be a showdown so mammoth that I wouldn't be surprised if heaps of Civilians are caught in the crossfire. It's like 'What Is The Matrix' crossed with a War. Too bad Civilians, you slept on Tennis.
THE PRICE OF FREEDOM IS ETERNAL VIGILANCE OF TENNIS
'R.I.P.'
3 Comments:
Are you trying to say "cats can't handle the realness?"
Because I never thought they could...
Instead of those 'stoned raiders', how about some more Manowar?
Dear Anonymous
That's probably the best comment ever to be made of my Journalism. Holy fucking shit - I'm going to listen to Manowar right now.
Born of Black Wind, Fire and Steel,
IOYC Drums of Doom
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