SHOOK ONES (PART 2)
Cop this, I just unearthed a letter from my Dear Old Great-Grandfather (now a Corpse). It's a Historical View! Look at it (below).
"Dear Brigands.
'A Common Scene on the High Street, FOR SHAME'
Don't worry, I'm onto your little lark of 'Hey - hi. Let's make a living through thievery'. OH YES INDEED --> Why I've just had a word to the Lieutenant Governor or some chit, and he is going to be cracking down on Banditry with all his Considerable Might ['Tough on Crime, Tough on the Causes of Crime, I am the very model of a Modern Lieutenant Governor'].
"WHAT A TOSH, GET THEE HENCE"
WTD!? (What The Devil) An intruder of my Mail!? Little rapscallions, I'll clap you in Stocks. Aren't you aware I am 'The Realness'. I hope you are stricken of Dystentry and a Canker Sore on your Anus.
Kindest Regards,
IOY 'Lithograph Machine', Tuppence a Bag, Hey-Nonny-Nonny"
He'sobviously fucked in the head GOT A GOOD POINT.
"Dear Brigands.
'A Common Scene on the High Street, FOR SHAME'
Don't worry, I'm onto your little lark of 'Hey - hi. Let's make a living through thievery'. OH YES INDEED --> Why I've just had a word to the Lieutenant Governor or some chit, and he is going to be cracking down on Banditry with all his Considerable Might ['Tough on Crime, Tough on the Causes of Crime, I am the very model of a Modern Lieutenant Governor'].
"WHAT A TOSH, GET THEE HENCE"
WTD!? (What The Devil) An intruder of my Mail!? Little rapscallions, I'll clap you in Stocks. Aren't you aware I am 'The Realness'. I hope you are stricken of Dystentry and a Canker Sore on your Anus.
Kindest Regards,
IOY 'Lithograph Machine', Tuppence a Bag, Hey-Nonny-Nonny"
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3 Comments:
Nice photo. They obviously all passed nazi lumberjack school with flying colours and this is muckup day. Which one is your grandad?
I better not find this post at the top of the page when I come back tomorrow morning.
Noooo 88788 way!
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