THE MERCHANT OF VENICE BEACH
Cop this – I thought I’d totally try my hand at a work of The Bard. What do you think of the results? (Below). I think they are ‘pretty fucking nice to look at’.
"I THINK YOU'RE PRETTY FUCKING NICE TO LOOK AT"
Holla. Anyway,
IOYC’S THE MERCHANT OF VENICE BEACH
(An Adoption of William Shakespeare’s Famouse Worke)
'Check out our Hamlets'
IOYC: Ayo, Yea Verily it’s pretty ill here in Verona, so much to see and do, yet I still have an Ennui MEGA SIGH.
Mercutio: Chill out bro, My Kingdom of a Horse, let’s just hang out a bit.
IOYC: Alright, for thine art pretty sweet of chilling with, Mercutio, O FATEFUL MERCUTIO.
Mercutio: Hark, a Viola – she’s pretty flyFor a White Guy LOL
Mercutio Exeunt.
Viola: Holla, IOYC, I have travelled far anon to find this place and whaddya know, it fucking sucks.
IOYC: Straight up, are you a Dude or a Chick.
Viola: I am a chick dressed of a Dude, is that freaking you out.
IOYC: Pretty much ---> SO CONFUSING.
Viola Exeunt.
MEGA PAUSE
IOYC: Fuck this.
IOYC Exeunt.
FIN
I wonder how this will go down 'Off Broadway'.Like a Sack of Shit FIVE STARS
"I THINK YOU'RE PRETTY FUCKING NICE TO LOOK AT"
Holla. Anyway,
IOYC’S THE MERCHANT OF VENICE BEACH
(An Adoption of William Shakespeare’s Famouse Worke)
'Check out our Hamlets'
IOYC: Ayo, Yea Verily it’s pretty ill here in Verona, so much to see and do, yet I still have an Ennui MEGA SIGH.
Mercutio: Chill out bro, My Kingdom of a Horse, let’s just hang out a bit.
IOYC: Alright, for thine art pretty sweet of chilling with, Mercutio, O FATEFUL MERCUTIO.
Mercutio: Hark, a Viola – she’s pretty fly
Mercutio Exeunt.
Viola: Holla, IOYC, I have travelled far anon to find this place and whaddya know, it fucking sucks.
IOYC: Straight up, are you a Dude or a Chick.
Viola: I am a chick dressed of a Dude, is that freaking you out.
IOYC: Pretty much ---> SO CONFUSING.
Viola Exeunt.
MEGA PAUSE
IOYC: Fuck this.
IOYC Exeunt.
FIN
I wonder how this will go down 'Off Broadway'.
14 Comments:
Check it, I was so full of suspense while reading that I almost bit my thumbs at you.
My critique is as such: That which we call a Venice (Beach), By any other name would smell as sweet (as coconut oil). Hortatory Exclamation!
That is seriously the best shit I've read in "Ages".
exeunt-- pretty sure that means "they leave" (plural)
you fell off long ago mang
*shrug*
pretty sure mango has an "o" on the end
Dear Anonymous
Why don't you cry about Grammar to your Genitals in a Mirror.
Kind regards,
IOYC Hugs Corners
*emerges from internet-less wilderness*
AMAZING UND PROFOUND! I applaud thee, sirrah!
*returns to murky depths of cyber-silence*
umm... i don't have any free ipods, sorry. BUT I AM SO EXCITED THAT IOYC CONTINUES TO EXIST!!
i just came back to mope and read that last entry again and found SO MANY NEW ONES!!
YAY!
thanks ioyc, i would probably pass uni without you.
Yea coz spending 2 minutes every few days reading this TOTALLY means you can't study or some shit.
Cunts with poor time management skills suck at life/getting free iPod nanos.
Let's go to Broadway. I rather fancy a musical theatre experience, Lloyd-Webber-stylee.
Your page loaded really quick for all the content and images I'm impressed
Only 2 of my toddlers are needy. The other one is quiet. A little too quiet... (should I beat him?)
And no MENSA. My children will all be going to the International School of Magic and Trickery. And they'll fucking be happy.
I watched my neighbor beat her gerbils to death with an IPod Nano. Then we had cake.
Bob Slocum
Dear Y'All
Imagine how many iPod Nanos I would have by now if I wanted them all. I could make a Couch of them, so modular. 'My Arms is Scrolling a Tune, while I recline in this FREE COUCH'.
Kind Regards,
IOYC Calypso Rhythms
Just to hark back to ol' "anonymous" (if that IS your real name).
Don't correct people unless you're correct. You'll look stupid. Exeunt means "exits never to return for the remainder of the play" or thereabouts. Nothing to do with plurality, or pluralism. Take your shrug and shove it.
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