LET'S PARTY AND LEARN ABOUT THINGS, SPECIFICALLY EGYPT
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'We can all Pitch in: a Dog can Pitch in'
How many times have you been to a Party organised by some incompetent Friend, Relative and left within seconds yelling 'Oh Sweet Virgin This is the shittest Party I've ever been involved with, I hate your incompetence at Parties, please erase my contact details, Name from your Rolodex (??) and I'd also like to mention LOUDLY that you are a Shit Loser!!'.
So many times.
Or perhaps you've been on the receiving endyou Shit Loser. Either way, help is so immediately to hand in the humanised internet form of Mighty Joe Dean.
This dude has been researching Parties since like 1986 as a Freelance Entertainment Consultant and now he's made an awesome Company of 'Quest Experiences' to use Limited Liability and make a fucking huge profit (He Deserves it!!). What Quest Experiences does is turn a normal Party (potentially Shit) into a Themed Adventure where all the attendees have a sick time finding out about themselves and Facts.
"HOLY SHIT, I LOVE LEARNING WITH ALL OF MY BEING"
Dude! I do too, I just don't fucking crap on about it all the time.
*Shakes Head*.
The most popular Party type organised by Mighty Joe Dean is of course the Ultimate Ancient Egypt Themed Event.
'It's exactly what it says it is With Total Accuracy'
Just check out what the Internet says about this:
"This incredible e-book has over 150 unique and creative ideas (over 35 pages!) to make your ancient Egypt themed party or event FANTASTIC! YOUR TIME IS WORTH A LOT!
THIS IS NOT A REHASH OF SCATTERED IDEAS FOUND ON THE INTERNET!!! Although some ideas might be familiar (which is inevitable), a conscious effort has been made to provide unique ideas - ones you would probably not find ANYWHERE else - many originated by the author himself - ALL TO IMPRESS YOUR GUESTS!
IT WOULD TAKE HOURS AND HOURS OF SCRAMBLING ON THE INTERNET TO FIND NOT NEARLY HALF THE IDEAS LISTED IN THIS E-BOOK!!! YOUR TIME IS WORTH A LOT!"
He's so bang on the money about Time.
I'd strongly suggest you order this book right now before you even think about planning YET ANOTHER shit Party.
The other less popular Party Theme is American Revolution Treasure Hunt. Unfortunately in 2002 several people were found Dead after playing this game with their Lives at Stake. That cast the biggest fucking Pall over the Theme. Sorry to end on such a downer!!
'R.I.P. "it Seemed like a good idea at the Time"'
'We can all Pitch in: a Dog can Pitch in'
How many times have you been to a Party organised by some incompetent Friend, Relative and left within seconds yelling 'Oh Sweet Virgin This is the shittest Party I've ever been involved with, I hate your incompetence at Parties, please erase my contact details, Name from your Rolodex (??) and I'd also like to mention LOUDLY that you are a Shit Loser!!'.
So many times.
Or perhaps you've been on the receiving end
This dude has been researching Parties since like 1986 as a Freelance Entertainment Consultant and now he's made an awesome Company of 'Quest Experiences' to use Limited Liability and make a fucking huge profit (He Deserves it!!). What Quest Experiences does is turn a normal Party (potentially Shit) into a Themed Adventure where all the attendees have a sick time finding out about themselves and Facts.
"HOLY SHIT, I LOVE LEARNING WITH ALL OF MY BEING"
Dude! I do too, I just don't fucking crap on about it all the time.
*Shakes Head*.
The most popular Party type organised by Mighty Joe Dean is of course the Ultimate Ancient Egypt Themed Event.
'It's exactly what it says it is With Total Accuracy'
Just check out what the Internet says about this:
"This incredible e-book has over 150 unique and creative ideas (over 35 pages!) to make your ancient Egypt themed party or event FANTASTIC! YOUR TIME IS WORTH A LOT!
THIS IS NOT A REHASH OF SCATTERED IDEAS FOUND ON THE INTERNET!!! Although some ideas might be familiar (which is inevitable), a conscious effort has been made to provide unique ideas - ones you would probably not find ANYWHERE else - many originated by the author himself - ALL TO IMPRESS YOUR GUESTS!
IT WOULD TAKE HOURS AND HOURS OF SCRAMBLING ON THE INTERNET TO FIND NOT NEARLY HALF THE IDEAS LISTED IN THIS E-BOOK!!! YOUR TIME IS WORTH A LOT!"
He's so bang on the money about Time.
I'd strongly suggest you order this book right now before you even think about planning YET ANOTHER shit Party.
The other less popular Party Theme is American Revolution Treasure Hunt. Unfortunately in 2002 several people were found Dead after playing this game with their Lives at Stake. That cast the biggest fucking Pall over the Theme. Sorry to end on such a downer!!
'R.I.P. "it Seemed like a good idea at the Time"'
4 Comments:
Dear Editor,
Re: Greatest Party of All Time
I am pleased to tell you that upon your suggestion in your most recent article, we purchased the amazing and spectacular eBook.
I organised an Awesome party called "Slave Traders". All our guests had a ball Playing with their Emotions. Everyone laughed and cried (ie, Slavers laughed, Slaves cried) and had a great time. The whips, chains and beatings were enjoyed by all/minority.
The guests had such a great time that they still haven't left and continue to serve us. You've never seen such smiling (from me).
Thanks, I owe you a Lot.
Keep up the good work,
Adam.
Dear IOYC,
You are invited to my Egypt Party.
I hope you can make it.
Dear Adam
That sounds like a fucking sweet Party! It's too bad for the Slaves though, those inferior Slaves!! WARNING THOUGH - You'd better watch out that your next Party isn't a 'PLAGUES OF JESUS' Party, that shit is so clear in the Bible for Egypt index under 'Slaves' (Can it be in a Modern Day!?!?).
Dear Ms
You totally are already dressed for an Egypt Party in that little picture!! Are you going to be that small at the Party because you could so easily be Crushed by a Lummox or just a Caterer with 'so much to do, so little time'. Those Caterers just don't give two shits about crushing Hosts. (Fuck Them!! [Caterers]).
Kind Regards (x2),
IOYC Hell Bent on The Destruction of Infidels and Movies
Dear IOYC,
I will totally be that small but don't worry/panic/shit yourself.
You should be able to spot me by my sporran.
I look forward to seeing you there.
Please bring a platter [of Egyptian nibblies].
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