Monday, February 13, 2006

LYING POLITICIAN IN DRUNK SEX ROMP WITH DRUGGED ACTOR

How much do you respect my foray into Tabloid Journalism?

Check this. An Editorial of total courage in the face of adversity.

"TELL ME WHAT TO THINK, I NEED OPINIONS TO MAKE FRIENDS"

Say you look around yourself today, just gazing on the scene of Society, you'd be a total Cock to think it was all good. So many places the moral fabric is decayed like an old Turkey that was left out after Christmas to be shat on by Moths. Or whatever other creature has no respect for the Status Quo. Do you love the Status Quo? I FUCKING HOPE SO.


'Who has all the answers? Do Helmets have all the answers?'

Let's play the Blame Game - to win. I'd say that the reason everything is gone to shit can be pinned on the following:

1. Murder She Wrote. This is the show that made killing Dudes and Chicks somehow totally okay. Hey, no problem if someone was just mowed down on a rampage, I'll just type merrily on a bed without a care in the world. Murdering, LOL, so quirky / harmless.

2. Maps. It used to be that if something was pissing you off, you could just move it around while blindfolded and forget where it was. See eg, Asia / 'Gondwana' etc. Nowadays, there's Maps showing where everything is. Even blind people probably have Maps in Braille. ARE THEY SICK?

3. Illegitimate Childs. So what, you just want to bust out a Descendant out of Wedlock? Are you shit in the head? What if that Child grows up to be a fucking King of England, there will be so much controversy of Oliver Cromwell and so on, where will we be then. Answer? FUCKED.

Basically if you're not part of the Solution, you're part of the Problem.

Now if you don't mind I need to smoke a massive Canoe.

2 Comments:

Blogger Yubris said...

Might I add:

4. Cartoons. There's clearly a shortage at the moment of people who take themselves seriously.

More seriousness, seriously.

6:08 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

As for the illegitemate childs, they have incurred God's wrath and shall burn in hell. Especially if they momma was raped. Damn.

6:43 PM  

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