Sunday, December 25, 2005

DO THEY KNOW IT'S CHRISTMAS TIME? --> LET'S TELL THEM

So, once again it's 'that time of the month (of December)', when we celebrate the Miraculous Birth of that Precious Little Lamb by eating a big fat turkey and just fucking giving it to everyone we care about (ie Presents). I've already got all my Gifts sorted out, according to a Schedule, cop this:

IOYC Family Members
Golden Nuggets, Cameras, Buckets of Soil.

FRIENDS LEVEL ONE
Warm Greetings, maybe a little Bath Towel.

FRIENDS LEVEL TWO
Pretty much fuck all.

All the Compliments of the Season to everyone!!


A possible Gift for my Aunt?

2 Comments:

Blogger ms fits said...

Harping festives, IOYC. Best and bless to you (and other children of God).

xx

5:30 PM  
Blogger IOYC said...

Dear Ms

Why, that's 'super kind'! I feel pretty fucking pumped at this greeting and also that Jesus sent me a new Camera and Books for his Birth, that dude's such a classic (generosity-wise).

Kind Regards,
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12:21 AM  

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