Friday, January 27, 2006

A DATE WITH DESTINY

Ayo, you're probably wondering 'is this shit come to an end because I am impatient as fuck with it'. Thing is I've been SUPER BUSY in the process of 'historical looking' to find out just how the fuck I became such an Exciting Monument of Integrity. One thing I keep coming back to is the fateful day I agreed to go on a Date with the Denzel Washington. Let me paint a picture -


'Oh yeah - I went there (recently)'

Basically the dude hassled me for months, ever since I let slip that I was down with Oscar Winners (and even Nominees), so I thought 'what the fuck hell' and agreed to have a massive Meal with him.

"YOU TWO BIT TRAMP"

What are you, Amish? Anyway shit didn't go according to plan, apparently the Denzel has the wrong impression now and can't shut the fuck up about our future together. Confidentially, I have no plans for the future with that motherfucker, he spent the whole Date in a kind of funk like 'This is my Perfect Dream - but you're ruining it'.

I personally blame the 'Hollywood System' for giving the Denzel all these bizarre and unrealistic hopes of relationships. Is it wrong to just tell him to fuck right off? I couldn't really live with myself if some harm came as a result of this - the repercussions would be enormous (a ban of IOYC at Golden Globes?).

3 Comments:

Anonymous nadstown said...

does this mean you've also become gay/black?

11:16 PM  
Blogger la nadine said...

now that's just weird. my name has never come up as 'nadstown' before. its always 'la nadine' when i sign in.

just what kind of crazy operation you running here, boy?

11:19 PM  
Blogger Black Wind, Fire and Steel said...

Dear La

I'm pretty sure I've just become Super Enfranchised, whatever the fuck that entails. I might get a badge of it!

In regards to your second question --> Hey, hi! Yes, can I please have two, but not in a Small, that shit is too fucking Small.

Kind Regards,
IOYC Please Adjust Your Records Accordingly.

12:43 AM  

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