Wednesday, May 25, 2005

WHAT ARE YOU DOING ON 22-25 SEPTEMBER 2005 (CAN IT BE CANCELLED / POSTPONED)

I'm probably the busiest person in the Earth. But my calendar is totally wiped on the days 22-25 September 2005 because I'd rather smash my nuts off than miss the Hermanus Whale Festival.

[EDIT: there used to be a picture here, of the sign for the Whale Festival. But the Hermanus people took it away! Don't they WANT MY SUPPORT BLOODY]

If you want to see a Whale in a Festival setting, you will NOT be disappointed / angry. Apparently there will be Whales pretty much everywhere during this Festival. They are very festive animals and Hermanus for them is like THE place to appear and stay, during the Festival period.

"IS NATANIEL GOING TO BE THERE, I WILL FUCKING EXPLODE IF HE IS"

You 'betcha'. Who is Nataniel.


'Nataniel'

The internet says:

"Nataniel is one most talented cabaret performers South Africa has ever seen, his stage personality and vocal range has made him the icon that every body knows today."

It's almost redundant to describe that shit as: 'WOW'.

In case you can handle even one more tiny piece of excitement, cop this in your grill. Also taking place at Hermanus will be:

THE PRINCE & PRINCESS OF WHALES COMPETITION

'Calling all Princes and Princesses. The search is on for young Royals to preside over activities at this year’s Hermanus Whale Festival. In addition to big prizes for finalists in the Prince and Princess of Whales competition, all entrants will embark on a six-month Life Skills programme that will open doors for them in the future.'

Open doors? More like blow them right the fuck off their hinges.

You better book this shit right now.

7 Comments:

Blogger ReasonInRevolt said...

"Open doors? More like blow them right the fuck off their hinges."

This shit is priceless mate! Cheers, RiR

8:10 PM  
Blogger Alex said...

Nataniel is a freak, Nataniel is a freak, "Food from the White House"

3 cookbooks?

Line of merchandise?

Caberet performer?

WTF is this guy?

Is it a guy?

It must be exposed for what it is, or hunted down!

9:24 AM  
Blogger Black Wind, Fire and Steel said...

Dear Alex

I am so pumped you are down with Nataniel. The dude is out of control. I might well do a feature on him because of all this interest. I think he deserves to be fucking 'investigated about'!

Kind Regards
IOYC (a Registered Trade Mark)

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