YOU THOUGHT I WAS FULL OF SHIT ABOUT THE ADVERTISING
Holla. I need money just like every other person in the entire world (even a Corpse) to fund my extravagant lifestyle. So for my next advertising promotion I totally want you to hire / pay David Cain, Juggler for Jesus.
It's not some bullshit, he has been personally endorsed by Jesus*.
*Our Lord Jesus Christ.
Look closely:
"Could a Muslim do this shit?"
From his incredible internet:
"David Cain is a full-time Christian juggler known as the Juggler for Jesus. He has been a professional juggler for 21 years and has developed a program that uses juggling, comedy, and audience participation to share God's Word and the gospel in a creative and memorable way. If you are planning a youth meeting, retreat, Vacation Bible school, unique worship service, Sunday school class, outreach, festival, luncheon, dinner, banquet, or any other type of event, David can provide a program to make the occasion even more special. These programs are appropriate for any age, from preschoolers to senior citizens. David Cain’s presentation is recognized as a highly effective means of sharing Biblical stories and messages pertaining to topics such as evangelism, Bible study, prayer, sin, faith, Christian living, and of course, the plan of salvation. David’s Christian juggling program can last from ten minutes to two hours, based on your needs."
I believe that water baptism and the Lord's Supper are ordinances to be observed by the Church during the present age. They are, however, not to be regarded as means of salvation.
-- David Cain
"I COULDN'T AGREE MORE WITH THIS JUGGLING MOTHERFUCKER'S INTERPRETATION OF BIBLES"
That makes two of us.
It's not some bullshit, he has been personally endorsed by Jesus*.
*Our Lord Jesus Christ.
Look closely:
"Could a Muslim do this shit?"
From his incredible internet:
"David Cain is a full-time Christian juggler known as the Juggler for Jesus. He has been a professional juggler for 21 years and has developed a program that uses juggling, comedy, and audience participation to share God's Word and the gospel in a creative and memorable way. If you are planning a youth meeting, retreat, Vacation Bible school, unique worship service, Sunday school class, outreach, festival, luncheon, dinner, banquet, or any other type of event, David can provide a program to make the occasion even more special. These programs are appropriate for any age, from preschoolers to senior citizens. David Cain’s presentation is recognized as a highly effective means of sharing Biblical stories and messages pertaining to topics such as evangelism, Bible study, prayer, sin, faith, Christian living, and of course, the plan of salvation. David’s Christian juggling program can last from ten minutes to two hours, based on your needs."
I believe that water baptism and the Lord's Supper are ordinances to be observed by the Church during the present age. They are, however, not to be regarded as means of salvation.
-- David Cain
"I COULDN'T AGREE MORE WITH THIS JUGGLING MOTHERFUCKER'S INTERPRETATION OF BIBLES"
That makes two of us.
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