YOU SAY 'SHOES', THEY SAY 'I HAVE A DIFFERENT IDEA (TO THAT)'
It's not even an issue that people really like to wear shoes. How else do you explain a shoe shop.
"IT WOULD BE A TOTAL LOSS IF PEOPLE DIDN'T LIKE ITS PRODUCTS"
Do you have a Doctor of Smart, because it's like you're reading my mind.
"HOHOHO"
Hahaha!
Moving on, what this shit is about is:
There is a 'sect' or 'cult' of people who hate wearing shoes and in fact can't even stand to be in the same room as the letter 'S'. They are called the Society for Barefoot Living and have been an Incorporated Society since approximately 1994 A.D. (I'm not a Historian of this Society).
Their internet contains all kind of photos and explanations of how to not wear shoes. Including, a list of things to say if people ask Why aren't you Wearing Shoes?
(Suggested answer from List: 'Why aren't you wearing gloves [hat]?')
'Guess what this car doesn't contain? SHOES.'
Check their FAQ:
Q14: What about public restrooms, i.e., urine?
Many medical researchers, unlike most of us, know that far from being a dirty body-waste, fresh, normal urine is actually sterile and is an extraordinary combination of some of the most vital and medically important substances known to man.
These guys really live on the borderline between 'chill out man they are harmless and have a positive message' and 'WTF!?!?'. I've got nothing against them but I think they should put some fucking shoes on.
"IT WOULD BE A TOTAL LOSS IF PEOPLE DIDN'T LIKE ITS PRODUCTS"
Do you have a Doctor of Smart, because it's like you're reading my mind.
"HOHOHO"
Hahaha!
Moving on, what this shit is about is:
There is a 'sect' or 'cult' of people who hate wearing shoes and in fact can't even stand to be in the same room as the letter 'S'. They are called the Society for Barefoot Living and have been an Incorporated Society since approximately 1994 A.D. (I'm not a Historian of this Society).
Their internet contains all kind of photos and explanations of how to not wear shoes. Including, a list of things to say if people ask Why aren't you Wearing Shoes?
(Suggested answer from List: 'Why aren't you wearing gloves [hat]?')
'Guess what this car doesn't contain? SHOES.'
Check their FAQ:
Q14: What about public restrooms, i.e., urine?
Many medical researchers, unlike most of us, know that far from being a dirty body-waste, fresh, normal urine is actually sterile and is an extraordinary combination of some of the most vital and medically important substances known to man.
These guys really live on the borderline between 'chill out man they are harmless and have a positive message' and 'WTF!?!?'. I've got nothing against them but I think they should put some fucking shoes on.
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