VANSTONE IS ALL UP IN MY INBOX
I tell you what, email correspondence doesn't get much more out of control than that which I have received this morning from Australian Immigration Minister Mandy Vanstone.
"SHIT - IS THERE ANYONE WHO ISN'T IN YOUR GRILL 24/7!?!"
Tell me about it.
I'm just going to go ahead and quote it in full.
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Dear IOYC,
Check my recent snap. I'll level with you one on one here, I have been getting a lot of shit about this. Please confirm that I am still the realness, as you know what time it is.
Your old pal,
Mandy
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I mean, WHAT THE HELL. As if I don't have enough to worry about without people I have never even met or indeed seen writing me stuff like this. I don't give a flying fuck about your wardrobe problems 'Mandy', but frankly if you are asking me for an assessment right here and now I would have to say:
NO STARS.
"SHIT - IS THERE ANYONE WHO ISN'T IN YOUR GRILL 24/7!?!"
Tell me about it.
I'm just going to go ahead and quote it in full.
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Dear IOYC,
Check my recent snap. I'll level with you one on one here, I have been getting a lot of shit about this. Please confirm that I am still the realness, as you know what time it is.
Your old pal,
Mandy
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I mean, WHAT THE HELL. As if I don't have enough to worry about without people I have never even met or indeed seen writing me stuff like this. I don't give a flying fuck about your wardrobe problems 'Mandy', but frankly if you are asking me for an assessment right here and now I would have to say:
NO STARS.
2 Comments:
God damn gila monstah. You on some crazy shit.
PS. Give the van my number. Shawty is fine, yo!
I'm totally holding her / it down for the aggy yoof that are forced by Rap to live on the streets.
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