ANNUAL REPORT FINANCIAL YEAR 06/07

We are fucking stoked to announce what can only be described as the most engrossing year in all of our Company's history. Our Balance Sheet has been the talk of the market, with much whispering behind closed doors and passing of notes in the Tea House ie speculation. Full credit to CFO Andrew Harbours, he smashed it up big time. Love you bro.




IN ACCORDANCE WITH THE PROPHECY AND RELEVANT PROVISIONS OF THE CORPORATIONS ACT HANDED DOWN BY HIS MAJESTY THE KING I PRESENT TO YOU HEREUNDER THE RESULTS OF OUR EPIC STRUGGLE TO UPHOLD THE HIGHEST FIDUCIARY STANDARD

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Poultry:

Cock Soup is up by 47% on last year. Projected margins on Cock Soup indicate that it will be even better in the future, due to unbearable demand. Proposed rights issue will finance more Cock products to launch in the next quarter.

Hand Lotions:

As a result of cutbacks in the Finger sector, we have turned profits up to a magnificent 8.5%. We are now so in the black it is actually racist to think about it. Everyone in the whole Lotions division got these really huge bonuses. Damn.

Pork Belly:

Ain't nobody buying this shit.

Graphs:

Our Graphing team delivered some red hot results this season. As at June the number of graphs produced is as follows: