Tuesday, September 11, 2007

20 TOP FILMS YOU MUST READ BEFORE YOU DIE

These are pretty much in order so don't bother entering into a debate, it's just my opinion (which is correct).

1. Angleman
2. Dangerous Nanny
3. Amazonians II: Eruption
4. Mister Cop
5. That Ole Razzle Dazzle
6. That Ole Razzle Dazzle II: Eruption
7. The Assembly
8. Captain Gingerbread Biscuit
9. Terrifying Knife
10. Little Davy and the Magical Chest
11. Avec Rabbits
12. Gary: Anatomy of a Crime Scene
13. Con Ligante Pour Seneca ('A Fight Before Bedtime')
14. The Corruption of Alan Pencil
15. Secret Window
16. Love Trucks
17. Al'Harai Lumai'i ('Don't Forget to Leave')
18. Secret Window II: Magical Fantasy
19. It's A Digital Christmas
20. Cheer Up, Fat!

9 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

this appears particularly pertinent, now that Putin is out there dissolving governments...***WITH HIS MIND!!!!***

dear lord, who is next to be dissolved?

12:31 PM  
Blogger FLEX said...

I am infuriated that I have not seen most of your must read list.They will be added to my movie database in due course:

http://www.tyrannosaurusflex.com/movies.html

6:57 PM  
Blogger that's mister nora to you, sonny said...

Hi BWFS,

Thanks for this information, it's good to know that someone else out there shares my passion for Avec Rabbits. That movie is so hot last time I read it I burnt my eyeballs right out of my fucking skull. Awesome.

Also, so far as I can tell I am not physically Dead of Old Age, but you might want to seek a second opinion as my medical knowledge is pretty much limited to bandaids. Anyhow, barring Tragic Accidents, chances are that I will start Cremating again at some point, maybe even kind of soon.

xoxo nora

8:03 PM  
Blogger Black Wind, Fire and Steel said...

Dear Flex

Whilst browsing your database I actually became 100 times better at everything. It's passed now but it's safe to say that was the best time of THIS WHOLE YEAR.

Dear Mister Nora

One time I put a bandaid on my finger for a blister but it fucking washed off in the sink. I hope you are having better luck with that shit.

NB: I sustained the blister by lighting a Fire.

Kind Regards,

11:23 PM  
Blogger FLEX said...

Glad we could exchange some views on finer slices of home entertainment.

If you are looking for a good night in I highly recommend the underrated Rice Sniper 2: Sweet N Sour Scopes.

(N.B. Don't bother with the first one - it's the same as the second but with less jungle scenes and less naked tits).

6:09 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

what.

7:23 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Did you mean: WHUT?

7:33 PM  
Blogger meva said...

Jungle Scenes XI: Putrescence. Pretty much my university experience. Documentary etc.

3:50 AM  
Blogger Ben.H said...

I never go to the movies. I don't even own a TV, which automatically makes me intellectually superior to everybody thanks to Poverty. And a lack of power points thorougly checked by a licensed electrician.

Instead I look out my window and imagine its a screen and everbody walking past my house is an actor in the REALEST movie ever, because its so damn real. I am the realest shut-in you're ever going to not meet if I can help it.

Gotta go, Return of the Garbage Men is about to start!

1:56 PM  

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