YOU SPIT LIKE YOU'RE ILLITERATE; YOU GOT THE VOCAB OF AN IDIOT

Feast on this, small timers:



GRIME AND PUNISHMENT
Dis how it is, in Prussia (c 1400s).

SCENE 1 EXT: K_____n Bridge
Raskolnikov basically is just running around in a slight frenzy.

Raskolnikov: Fuck blood I just merk'd up my fucked Landlady, trust.
DJ: My days, you best believe dis how we graft in dose flats. You strapped?
Raskolnikov: Ayo I got a flamer but I bust that shit with an Axe.



The Po-Po arrive.

From this point on Raskolnikov goes into the guilts, just walking around in a psychological fugue interacting with others, it gets less interesting unless you like shit that is an Internal Monologue. Brief synopsis of IOYC: best if you're slightly demented of Prussia and right the fuck into Gaming, chill out in a Prison of Omsk.

"I PREFER THE NORTON CLASSICS EDITION"

I prefer when you shut up.



'We All have To Make Choices'

GUNG HAY FAT CHOY PAL

Well, it's finally Happy New Year 2007 and not a moment too soon. Time to reflect on 'exactly what the fuck just happened' for the year of 2006, check it.

THE GOOD

1. Made a lead suit so there is no longer a hideous problem with X-Rays.
2. Cycled across Asian land mass in about 5 minutes, so fucking quick.
3. Received voluminous correspondence destined for Captain of England Sports, Andrew Strauss. This is not some bullshit, it actually really happened, pretty good hey, shit yeah.
4. Exposed Arm Strength of Putin at big fucking risk to my shit. Just between you and me, I am still freaked about this.

THE BAD

1. Scored a massive dose of X-Ray Radiation straight into my Coccyx (see point 1. above ibid et al).
2. Fell off a Bridge into a Lake. That shit was freezing.
3. Every single Stock and Bond in my Portfolio dropped by 700,000%. Fucking shit Accountant that I have / had, should never have listened to that silvery-tongued guttersnipe.

THE UGLY

1. Grew weird shit out my Face.
2. Somehow became involved in modelling for Child Pornography even though I am way too old.
3. Ate a poo by accident.



All up it's been a pretty good year, I just hope it doesn't happen again.



'That's a Wrap'