A LITTLE BREAK OF POETRY
Check out this for something else, I made a poem ---> it's about Moths.
Moths
Subtitled: A Poem
Imagine a little old Moth
That is Furry and has Wings
Fluttering and shit
Pretty stupid
Fucking Moth: Let's Kill it!!
Do you think this is a good Change of Scene. I reckon it's fucking Ace!!
"KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK"
Thanks, but I doubt I'll do another one.
Moths
Subtitled: A Poem
Imagine a little old Moth
That is Furry and has Wings
Fluttering and shit
Pretty stupid
Fucking Moth: Let's Kill it!!
Do you think this is a good Change of Scene. I reckon it's fucking Ace!!
"KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK"
Thanks, but I doubt I'll do another one.
15 Comments:
The best poem I've ever read.
Dear Peter
Holy Shit (of Thanks!)
I have also just realised that this poem, with a simple change of a letter, could be about Maths. That's some versatile shit / LONG LIVE THE ALPHABET.
Yours Sincerely,
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i was pretty disappointed
by your poem
my hopes were higher
but they got blown
Dear Jobe
Um, dude it's not meant to be the World's Illest Poet, but don't front inasmuch as it could be about Moths or Maths, plus it rhymes, plus it's Completely True. What's not to like about it. Maybe something's wrong with your Glands!?
Yours Sincerely,
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Wow. This is a SUPERB poem. It is nearly as good as Bec Cartwright's wedding ode to Lleyton - and that, dear webchum, is the highest compliment I can give a literary man like yourself. x
How can "it" be "the worlds illest poet"? I smell coverup! Or just poor proofreading.
Oh, you. You are a such a CARD. (Cad?)
But NEVER MIND ALL THAT. We have determined from your helpful "links" section that we may well have sleep aponea. Thank you for bringing this condition to the attention of your loyal viewers.
Best regards
Dear IOYC,
Without your regular updates, I've been confused, lonely and sad. Then I got a kitten* and I'm all okay now.
Regards,
Adam.
*By "got" I meant "saw".
Was it my lost kitten?
Dear Y'All incl. Adam
I know, there's hardly any updates these days! How fucked is it! Believe me, it's not my intentional scheme to 'Turn Shit', it's actually due to a Technical Problem. My Computer smells like burnt, and refuses to work! That stupid piece of shit non-working burnt Computer. I might as well change this shit to:
I'M ON ANY OLD MOTHERFUCKING PIECE OF SHIT COMPUTER THAT DOESN'T WORK, GREAT <--SARCASM
Also next week I am going to Italy to investigate on Hot Springs (Nature). This is actually true (LOL, since when am I putting untrue shit on here). When I get back, there'll be a new Computer waiting. It'll be like, 'Fuck, enough updates already my brain is in Agony of Knowledge'.
I trust this addresses Concerns in the Wider Community etc, Kind Regards,
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That raises more questions than it answers, such as:
please sir, can you post more often? my days are not the same without a fresh postmoronic blogspot..
Yeah, my anonymous friend is right.
IOYC is the shiznit, even if the computer is just "shit".
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That's some ill encouragement, that you have dropped! Please accept a Gratitude Missile, guided to your 'Secret Hideout' (NOT a reference to Penises). Really, I'm doing the best I can in the circumstances, it's just that the circumstances are Super Fucked.
They'd better improve soon!
Yours Sincerely,
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FUCK I cant get this awesome blog to update on my compy. Stupid net cafe cache.
:(
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