Monday, July 25, 2005


Check out this for something else, I made a poem ---> it's about Moths.

Subtitled: A Poem

Imagine a little old Moth
That is Furry and has Wings
Fluttering and shit
Pretty stupid
Fucking Moth: Let's Kill it!!

Do you think this is a good Change of Scene. I reckon it's fucking Ace!!


Thanks, but I doubt I'll do another one.


Anonymous Peter said...

The best poem I've ever read.

11:26 PM  
Blogger Black Wind, Fire and Steel said...

Dear Peter

Holy Shit (of Thanks!)

I have also just realised that this poem, with a simple change of a letter, could be about Maths. That's some versatile shit / LONG LIVE THE ALPHABET.

Yours Sincerely,
IOYC The Aural Part of the Exam Will be Worth 40% of Your Overall Mark

6:00 AM  
Blogger Jobe said...

i was pretty disappointed
by your poem
my hopes were higher
but they got blown

6:24 AM  
Blogger Black Wind, Fire and Steel said...

Dear Jobe

Um, dude it's not meant to be the World's Illest Poet, but don't front inasmuch as it could be about Moths or Maths, plus it rhymes, plus it's Completely True. What's not to like about it. Maybe something's wrong with your Glands!?

Yours Sincerely,
IOYC Contains 5% Real Fruit Extract

10:09 AM  
Blogger Jess said...

Wow. This is a SUPERB poem. It is nearly as good as Bec Cartwright's wedding ode to Lleyton - and that, dear webchum, is the highest compliment I can give a literary man like yourself. x

4:37 PM  
Anonymous hilsar! said...

How can "it" be "the worlds illest poet"? I smell coverup! Or just poor proofreading.

11:25 PM  
Blogger Fop said...

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But NEVER MIND ALL THAT. We have determined from your helpful "links" section that we may well have sleep aponea. Thank you for bringing this condition to the attention of your loyal viewers.

Best regards

1:31 AM  
Blogger Adam said...

Dear IOYC,

Without your regular updates, I've been confused, lonely and sad. Then I got a kitten* and I'm all okay now.


*By "got" I meant "saw".

3:16 PM  
Blogger Jobe said...

Was it my lost kitten?

6:55 PM  
Blogger Black Wind, Fire and Steel said...

Dear Y'All incl. Adam

I know, there's hardly any updates these days! How fucked is it! Believe me, it's not my intentional scheme to 'Turn Shit', it's actually due to a Technical Problem. My Computer smells like burnt, and refuses to work! That stupid piece of shit non-working burnt Computer. I might as well change this shit to:


Also next week I am going to Italy to investigate on Hot Springs (Nature). This is actually true (LOL, since when am I putting untrue shit on here). When I get back, there'll be a new Computer waiting. It'll be like, 'Fuck, enough updates already my brain is in Agony of Knowledge'.

I trust this addresses Concerns in the Wider Community etc, Kind Regards,

IOYC Doesn 't Waste Time Throwing Up Gang Signs / Just Drops Lyrical Bombs World Renowned For Their 'Hang Time'

3:53 AM  
Blogger Jobe said...

That raises more questions than it answers, such as:

4:21 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

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5:34 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

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IOYC is the shiznit, even if the computer is just "shit".

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1:20 PM  
Blogger Black Wind, Fire and Steel said...

Dear 'Mysterious Identities'

That's some ill encouragement, that you have dropped! Please accept a Gratitude Missile, guided to your 'Secret Hideout' (NOT a reference to Penises). Really, I'm doing the best I can in the circumstances, it's just that the circumstances are Super Fucked.

They'd better improve soon!

Yours Sincerely,
IOYC Are You Sure You Wish To Quit (Your Unsaved Progress Will Be Lost)

1:25 PM  
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