Tuesday, July 19, 2005

STICKING TO THE FORMULA / THEOREM (MATHS)

You might not believe this, but this is a Serious Question. People have been calling me (at HOME!!) yelling, 'HEY HEY HEY- who the fuck is that dude in your picture when you write messages to "The World at Large / Readership"!!??'

(Man, that was a tough sentence of Quotation Marks)

The answer is pretty simple: It's Kirk Girdle.


'Sup bitches'

The dude is pretty fucking famous in Maths and Formal Logic for coming up with what many regard as the illest Formula of all time. I personally wouldn't go that far 'that honour rests with blah blah blah or some shit'.

The Formula is known as Kirk Girdle's Incomplete Formula. Back in the day, some clowns tried to formalise all of Maths into a 'complete and consistent system of axioms and derived theorems'. That shit was doomed to fail but they wanted to do it anyway.


'Let's write a Principia Mathematica or some shit, nothing better to do ay, I'll smoke this Pipe when I'm done'

NB: Smoking Kills.

Explanation of the Formula:
NB: Don't worry if you don't understand this bit, just pretend you were thinking about something else (eg Infantries, The Colon [IN PUNCTUATION], Lamps).

Basically speaking, the Formula says:

x + 5 =

It's so simple yet really fucking Beguiling.

"WHAT THE FUCK IS THE ANSWER TO THAT SHIT!"

Dude, nobody knows. That's the whole point. In fact it's impossible to work out the answer, you could have a calculator the size of a fucking bus and it would be a worthless piece of shit trying to work that Formula out.

And that is the revolutionary reason why Maths is Fucked.

(But people still do it anyway LOL)

11 Comments:

Anonymous Jesus said...

Personally, I've always felt that logic/ maths is way overrated.

For EG. you should read my book sometime. Logic be Dammed (to HELL).

Like with the loaves and fish(es). Like one day, there's hardly any then suddenly BANG! Fish(es) and loaves for all.

Also, why some don't like frangers and shit. I have totally convinced them all that 1+1+3.

He heheee hehee.

Suckers.

8:24 PM  
Anonymous mrsthe. said...

Hallo Black Wind, Fire and Steel.

I just wanted to let you know that you rule. Quite obviously not just figuratively, but literally.
I have derived from this post that you are quite into measuring things i.e. ruling --> rulers --> maths --> protractor --> measuring jugs (haha, jugs!!). I think you will find everything we are all wondering about right... here: http://nrich.maths.org/public/viewer.php?obj_id=1266&part=index&refpage=monthindex.php

11:17 PM  
Anonymous Jesus said...

Obviously that should say 1+1=3

Verily this is proof the Lord hath no time for maths/ logic, despite having all the time in the world (EG IMMORTALITY.)

11:22 PM  
Blogger Adam said...

Dear Jesus / Yo dude,

Have you been upto any interesting since those guys in the sandals wrote those testaments about you?

Kind regards,
Adam.

11:44 PM  
Anonymous Jesus said...

Adam,

Why yes, thanks for asking.

I have done many interesting things in the past 2000 years such as: SMITING, CREATING KITTENS, and BEING VERY CONCERNED WITH THOSE FUCKERS RUNNING THE GOVERNMENT.

Also, sometimes I watch you when you are in the bathroom.

8:02 PM  
Anonymous the god of willowdale said...

Dude, you're outranked here. Move along, son.

3:53 AM  
Blogger Black Wind, Fire and Steel said...

Dear Dudes

Sorry Jesus, but at the moment I am right the fuck down with Aslan, from the series of Comic Books, Narnia by C.S. Lewis. Even if he is a metaphor / Representative for Jesus he is also a Lion, like 1/5 of Voltron. That's ill.

Kind Regards,

IOYC Syllogisms and Neologisms Department

4:20 AM  
Blogger cslewisfan221 said...

Apparently, there are Narnia Events going on all over the country that are movie "sneek peeks". I just found some information at Narnia Resources

3:26 PM  
Blogger 121774 said...

Nice blog you have here! If you get a chance you may want to visit this penis enlargement reviews site, it's a very nice site.

3:28 AM  
Blogger Enlargement said...

Not what I was searching for, but none the less and interesting blog here. Thanks for putting it up. I've enjoyed reading alot of the text here. I got you bookmarked for the future, I'll be back.

My site is a bit different, some think it's odd. I guess it's a matter how you look at it. I have a enlargement exercise natural penis related site. Most of the articles are on enlargement exercise natural penis.

4:35 AM  
Blogger desco online said...

Whenever I read Your Post Allways got Something New
Measuring Jugs

4:11 AM  

Post a Comment

<< Home