A SAFETY ANNOUNCEMENT
Alright, it seems like I can't take a fucking step without being Detonated or some shit. With that in mind I've decided to become a One Man Vigilante Squadron to simply fuck up any Detonators before they can explode some Terrifying shit on themselves / others.
I'm not suggesting that I will be AN UNSTOPPABLE FORCE OF HASTILY DISPENSED FRONTIER STYLE JUSTICE IN TOTAL DISREGARD FOR THE RULE OF LAW but it will probably be a bit like that, at least until I work out the best way to become 'Judge, Jury and Executive'.
'Holy Shit he's serious'
I'm not suggesting that I will be AN UNSTOPPABLE FORCE OF HASTILY DISPENSED FRONTIER STYLE JUSTICE IN TOTAL DISREGARD FOR THE RULE OF LAW but it will probably be a bit like that, at least until I work out the best way to become 'Judge, Jury and Executive'.
'Holy Shit he's serious'
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Yeah, we heard about it all just before going to bed last night.
If you want to set up a good old fashioned world-wide synchronised fist shakin' while you despense Peace, Love, 'kickboxing to the head', etc.
The end of the previous sentence was "let us know.".
You are truly a comfort in these troubling and worrying times x
PS: thanks for the genius guest post. this is not a drill, indeed! ha!
Dear Adam and Jess
Thanks for supporting it! All I can say is "I'll do my best" / "The best is yet to come".
"DUDE YOU SHOULD RENAME THIS WEB PAGE 'SHIT LOGIC WEB SITE'"
Oh, should I.
Kind Regards,
IOYC On Behalf of the Wallace Collection Board of Trustees
It really is quite rude of that man to keep interrupting your written correspondence.
I'd be quite peeved if some dude rocked in and started reading, then writing on a letter I was working on.
Good thing you are so professional. You are an inspiration to the entire continent and country of Australia.
Dear Serious
If I was to do that, this whole Web Page would become 'A Trauma Centre' (ie people Traumatised by it). Just corpses everywhere, Bodies etc of Dying Victims (of my Karate [Virtual])
"SOUNDS HOT"
Yeah? I know who would be First Victim!!!
Dear Adam
Thanks, how ill is it about the Country and Continent! I can't think of a single other Continent like that except Antarctica (is that shit a Country).
Yours Sincerely,
IOYC Laminex Ltd
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