Saturday, June 09, 2007

CLENCHING THE FISTS OF DISSENT

To the tune of 'Working 9-5', by D. Partons

Verse 1:
Oh, that prig Lance in B2B Sales
All he will do is beat his targets into the ground
Whereas I must complete this fucking memo
before I can go home and get shitfaced


AND YET I LOVE HIM

Chorus:
Working 9-5, or other similar hours
it is better that you should leave your work;
and sit at the gate of the temple;
and take alms of those who work with joy

What a fucking crock

Verse 2:
Hullo, I am the boss
Please put down your allocated tasks; and then let's have lunch
How about it; lunch


WITH A VALUED CLIENT

You can complete your allocated tasks at the weekend

Chorus

Verse 3:
Oh yeah it's Friday, the eponymous day of TGIF
OMG get a load of her him herm,
Wanders over and like, Sure Call me


ON THIS INCORRECT NUMBER

Chorus

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To be honest I'm really unsure as to where this is going.


10 Comments:

Anonymous suit and tie said...

what do you propose as an alternative?

6:22 AM  
Blogger Black Wind, Fire and Steel said...

Dear And Tie

Building a portable Solar Farm.

Kind Regards,

6:39 AM  
Blogger Adam said...

Working 8 till 4?

9:00 PM  
Blogger Fop said...

Oh my god that is some of your finest wares. This is all very poignant actually. What a use of 'prig'!

3:25 AM  
Blogger Black Wind, Fire and Steel said...

Dear W. Fop Esq,

Cheers, yes this is something of a shout out to My Homies In The Trenches, or similar (ie 'special interest story').

Kind Regards

8:02 PM  
Blogger la nadine said...

Can you write another one about working 9 til 3(am)?

I'd like something to hum on those painful days*.

*Currently known as "weekdays".

11:18 PM  
Blogger Danny said...

Catchy tune, but will it sell?

Ps. Have you ever heard someone say 'tgif'? (I spose it would save time and increase efficiency. Managers like that).

11:47 PM  
Blogger sublime-ation said...

Everyone knows the working hours should be 11-7, like mine. Then you can leave early at 5, for more work, but this time with wine in one hand and cracker&cheese in the other.

*gets in line for bwf&s to write song about her work hours*

10:19 PM  
Blogger The Book Grocer said...

OK, I've waited long enough.

Please post again. Immediately.

4:33 AM  
Blogger Black Wind, Fire and Steel said...

Dear Grocer

Easy for you to say bro but until minutes ago I was completely locked in a Remote Island Chain where so much unbelievable bullshit happened.

Kind Regards,

7:34 AM  

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