CLENCHING THE FISTS OF DISSENT

To the tune of 'Working 9-5', by D. Partons

Verse 1:
Oh, that prig Lance in B2B Sales
All he will do is beat his targets into the ground
Whereas I must complete this fucking memo
before I can go home and get shitfaced

AND YET I LOVE HIM

Chorus:
Working 9-5, or other similar hours
it is better that you should leave your work;
and sit at the gate of the temple;
and take alms of those who work with joy
What a fucking crock

Verse 2:
Hullo, I am the boss
Please put down your allocated tasks; and then let's have lunch
How about it; lunch

WITH A VALUED CLIENT

You can complete your allocated tasks at the weekend

Chorus

Verse 3:
Oh yeah it's Friday, the eponymous day of TGIF
OMG get a load of her him herm,
Wanders over and like, Sure Call me

ON THIS INCORRECT NUMBER

Chorus

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To be honest I'm really unsure as to where this is going.