HARD TO GRASP LIKE SCIENCE AND MATH IS

INT. COURT OF KING LOUIS XXXIVLMC

A Kingly Court full of so much Intrigue, to-ing, fro-ing / sycophancy, witticisms and so forth.

Lord Pompidour arrives on an amazing resplendent pony. It's almost laughable how fucking resplendent this dude is. He means business. Tossing off a curl over his shoulder he spies none other than arch-nemesis THE SINISTER BARON DU CRESPINY. That Baron of dark renown is talking to His Royal Highness, the Dauphin.

Lord Pompidour: (to hisself) Oh, there's that Du Crespiny - I'll give him a spray.

(brightly) Hullo my dear Dauphin! I bring news regarding His Highness the Duke of Bangleberry.


The Dauphin turns super slowly, really rubbing it in.

The Dauphin: O RLY?

Baron Du Crespiny: That is like so last year.

Assembled courtiers titter and wave fans politely and shit.

The Dauphin: (brightly) Ho hoho.

Lord Pompidour: I see my Lord. PERHAPS THE BARON DU CRESPINY WOULD LIKE TO GO OUTSIDE FOR A REALLY FUCKING BIG DUEL RIGHT ABOUT NOW.

The room falls silent. You could hear a bear shit in the nearby woods.

Baron Du Crespiny: Did you just step to me bro?

Assembled courtiers do whispering behind fans.

Lord Pompidour: I will devastate you lyrically.