I'VE GOT LIME DISEASE

Well this is pretty fucked up, I'm suddenly turning into a lime or so it seems. What the hell has happened? It seems like only yesterday that I wouldn't give two thoughts for a Citrus, now all I can do is wait to be juiced up and if lucky crushed into a Punch. Fucking bullshit, but just goes to show you can't take anything for granted. Maybe there's a future in this outcome, it's hard to say. Quite literally, as if my mouth cannot form the words - unsurprising as that shit is now a peel.

"YOU'RE TAKING THIS REALLY WELL"

What am I going to do, fly off the handle? That won't solve anything, the only possibility for solving is if some fucking Big Pharmas get their shit together and create a stunning cure for my ailment.

LIST OF THINGS TO DISTRACT MYSELF:

1. Sudoku, and derivatives of sudoku (maths?)
2. A Cormorant
3. Chicks (with dicks?)
4. A really tough outlook on Work Safety



'NSFW'

I just hope this finishes soon so I can get on with my life or whatever.