Monday, February 05, 2007

I'VE GOT LIME DISEASE

Well this is pretty fucked up, I'm suddenly turning into a lime or so it seems. What the hell has happened? It seems like only yesterday that I wouldn't give two thoughts for a Citrus, now all I can do is wait to be juiced up and if lucky crushed into a Punch. Fucking bullshit, but just goes to show you can't take anything for granted. Maybe there's a future in this outcome, it's hard to say. Quite literally, as if my mouth cannot form the words - unsurprising as that shit is now a peel.

"YOU'RE TAKING THIS REALLY WELL"

What am I going to do, fly off the handle? That won't solve anything, the only possibility for solving is if some fucking Big Pharmas get their shit together and create a stunning cure for my ailment.

LIST OF THINGS TO DISTRACT MYSELF:

1. Sudoku, and derivatives of sudoku (maths?)
2. A Cormorant
3. Chicks (with dicks?)
4. A really tough outlook on Work Safety



'NSFW'

I just hope this finishes soon so I can get on with my life or whatever.

9 Comments:

Blogger elaine said...

Oh noes!

Kaffir or Tahitian?

8:52 PM  
Anonymous lucy tartan said...

Blimey.

1:11 AM  
Anonymous Adam said...

YOU CAN'T SOLVE DISEASES WITH MATHS!

I am so over everything being solved with maths.

2:09 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I suggest Lemonaid

6:00 AM  
Blogger Black Wind, Fire and Steel said...

Dear Anonymous

Thanks, that will be totally rad. I'll cannibalise my fellow citrus and won't that make everything better HINT RHETORICAL QUESTION.

Dear Adam

Sorry, you are wrong bro. I just solved a problem with maths right now, and I wasn't even thinking about it, like my subconscious was doing a massive workout on it while I 'went about my business driving a tricked up Somnambulance'.


In case any of you are wondering how it is going as a Lime, the answer is: Surprisingly Refreshing.

Kind Regards,

3:35 PM  
Blogger Dave Mack said...

just don't go sour on the blogging homie

I wouldn't want my next comment to read

"Zest in Peace IOYC"

3:19 PM  
Blogger la nadine said...

you're a dreamboat.

12:59 AM  
Blogger that's mister nora to you, sonny said...

Dear IOYC

XOXOXO.

xoxo nora

3:26 AM  
Blogger Black Wind, Fire and Steel said...

Dear Messrs Mack, Nadine and Nora

Thankyou all for your Festival of Support during this difficult Lime.

Kind Regards,

5:07 PM  

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