Monday, May 09, 2005


Most people have written to me asking why there is no advertising on this site yet. Questions have ranged from: 'Why is there no advertising I love it more than my own children.' to the more common 'What.'

To rectify, I have decided to periodically advertise things which I would like people to buy. This to me is an idea even more congruent than the following triangles:

As proven by:


So, the first thing you might like to buy is the book
How To Build A Corpse
Easy Step-by-Step Instructional Manual

According to its accredited Promoter,

"This Step By Step Manual includes options for installing Lights into the eye sockets, cabling the mouth to open and close using a cable controlled handle and Life Casting. All materials can be bought at local Hardware and Hobby stores. If your favorite Hobby store doesn't supply some of the needed materials then you may have to visit a Theatrical Supply Shop or even your local dentist.

You don't need any prior experience or great artistic talent. This manual will guide you through each process, step by step, giving you many tricks and techniques along the way to help ensure your corpse is realistic in every detail."

It's only 19.95 USA Dollars why would you pay more than this

Please note the following:

-- According to the Promoter's questions, "The corpses are designed to be very durable so they can be handled and moved around without any problems. They can be hung by the neck without any damage."

and for crying out loud:

-- "WARNING: Displaying a corpse in public may break some County laws."

Why don't you just bloody buy it right now.


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